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The most popular version introduced Rick James into the show. Ed and Rin Tin Tin. Chappelle also played the white representative, while rapper played the black representative, and radio personality played the Hispanic representative.
Electric Guitar, Drums, or Electric Piano Chappelle was even more creative than usual with I Know Black People. A little town called none ya goddamn bidness. The focus then shifts to a prerecorded that appears on a screen that is to Chappelle's left or right for the first episode.
- No one can forget why we care that the man is back. As incredibly gifted and funny as Brady is, you could say at one time that he was the anti-Chappelle; no sharp edges, no controversy, everything lighthearted.
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